Gearhead Illustrations
SIGN UP NOW! You have a PO Box that your wife does not know about so you can get your mods in the mail. You have 100% cotton towels for your car and you use old, worn-out ones in your bathroom. You spend more time vacuuming the 20 square feet of carpet in your car than your 2000 square foot house. You find yourself looking at your reflection in large plate glass windows as you drive by. Nobody under the age of 30 is allowed in your garage. Even though you've never changed oil in any car you've ever owned, you want to do it on your Vette because nobody else knows how... You have a window sticker hanging in your bedroom. You spend more time in the garage with your car then you do with your wife.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY!
If your a Gearhead or Car Geek like we are here at Gearhead Illustrations just click on the Registration button at the top of this page and fill out the form to get discounts on shipping and any purchases you make over $25.00. Its just that simple! We will never share or sell any of your personal information.
Once registered we will e-mail you a discount coupon worth 5% off your total order to use on your very first purchase. You will also be eligible for future specials and benefits. Oh yeah, club members always get a 5% discount off any order totaling $25.00 or more.
The only thing we need to know is; are you a true Gearhead or Car Geek? (see below)
You know your a Gearhead or Car Geek when:
You carry a "California Duster" in your back pocket.
You don't drive the car if there is one cloud in the sky.
Your car has a first name, and you call it that.
Your car showboard states "Unless you are naked, don't lean or touch this vehicle".
Your vanity plate announces your car's heritage.
Your last family vacation was to attend a Mecum Auction.
You have every receipt for every penny you have ever spent on your car.
You carry a list of all matching numbers for your car.
The reading materials in your bathrooom are: Cruise News, Hot Rod Magazine, Motor Trend, Car Craft, Corvette Fever, or Car and Driver.
You have your favorite mechanic as number one on speed dial.
You have more pictures of your car in your wallet then you do of your wife and kids.
You didn't eat lunch at work for four weeks so you could buy those new Chrome Fuel Rail Covers.
You cried when your favorite car show was canceled because of bad weather.
You have a four post and a two post lift in your garage.
The cost of your car cover could feed a family of five for a month.
ANSWER YES TO MORE THAN FOUR OF THE ABOVE?
THEN YOU ARE A TRUE GEARHEAD & CAR GEEK.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!